A Dog’s Message to Undecided Voters — The Gloria Sirens

These days, they let anybody vote. Felons, zombies, bitches, anybody. Just look at them. So they might as well let me vote. I love the ladies. Nobody respects the ladies more. In fact, I go right up and kiss them, I can’t help myself! I don’t even pop a Tic Tac first. I jam my nose right in their crotches.…

via A Dog’s Message to Undecided Voters — The Gloria Sirens

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